oh my GOD
Japan you don’t need this.
Humanity doesn’t need this.
We aren’t ready.
For some reason, I felt like I was watching a horror movie or black magic.
the noises that i made
OIWEHFOH WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?
NO GUYS THESE ARE AMAZING I PROMISE, I’M GOING THROUGH THE ENTIRE LINE.
BUT DO NOT EAT THE RAMEN NOODLE ONE. THAT ONE MAKES ACTUAL TINY RAMEN NOODLES IN RAMEN BROTH IT’S GROSS.
Why would you even
this is not food, this is a craft project
(Source: gxldslvgs, via look-the-fire-nation-has)
Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.
Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL
OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY
Poe kept interrupting my sentences, so I wrote, “Edgar are you fucking kidding me?” and Shakespeare replaced “fucking” with “hay rolling”
Emily Dickinson and Charles Dickens will fight if you put the word “Dickens” in the doc.
I am done.
Poe kept changing words so the sentences no longer made sense so I wrote “bitch please” and Shakespeare corrected it to, “qualling harpy please”
i started with the Bohemian Rhapsody and let me tell you i was not disappointed